Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Unmarrying Kind

Russia's Pravda.ru helpfully details the types of women men won't marry in the article, "Men do not marry women like these."

My favorite:

A woman who does not want to get married at all

As a matter of fact, she does. But she keeps on repeating that she does not. For some reason that she cannot explain herself, this type of woman is certain that marriage is a form of legalised prostitution. In addition, she thinks that dropping a pair of men’s socks in a washing machine is backbreaking work for a woman. Is it for feminists?

Here are the other undesirable types of women:

  • A woman who understands everything (too spineless!)
  • A woman who does want to get married badly (too desperate!)
  • A compassionate woman (too nurturing!)

Haha. Women are so stupid and desperate and fickle.

And then the disclaimer at the end kills me:

Naturally, the above-mentioned types of women do not include all kinds of women who are unlucky in their personal life. We do not take into consideration mama’s darlings, unlucky wives and sluts. But any of these can change if they follow the help-yourself principle, because first of all, they are women and everything is in their hands.

Nice.

Fuck you, Russia.

In other Russian news, Vladimir Putin left his wife for the most flexible chick in Russia:


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